Have you ever done double entry (pause, laughter) bookkeeping? (I'm not kidding. These two idiots found this hilarious.) Do you ever come (pause, laughter) later than expected? (Neither of them could control themselves with this question. I actually asked them if they were okay.)
Me: I'd say that I'm honest and hard working. Manager: *Rolls his eyes* Me: *Paused in shock* I did say more after this, I just cant remember because I was super uncomfortable and probably still in shock.