First Republic Management interview questions

My interview was uneventful, except for the interview with HR who couldn’t understand even 10% of my resume content and had a blank face the whole time. Advice to other applicants, apply only if you are young, good-looking and, preferably, white. Old and/or unattractive are welcome too, but only if you already know someone on the inside and only for a back office job. This company is shooting for the stars, after all. Hope you appreciate my sarcasm - I perfected it at FRB, after all.