Sam's Club Membership Associate interview questions

If Suzie said Papa John told her to toss the pizzas between her legs, like the Harlem Globe Trotters, would you:* (a) correct Suzie by reminding her that pizzas are to be tossed in the air above the shoulders with proper certification or experience only (b) request a sit down w the big J. (c) call the nearest available HR representative for a meeting no one wants to have (d) all of the above (e) direct your GM on how to proceed with option (d). *Best recollection given in the style of above recent fabrication. Other questions where more open ended. Interviewers were pleasant; this was at least 15 years ago.

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