Great Pay, Zero Soul – Welcome to Chaos HQ
Pros
* Salary is great... if you survive long enough to get it. * Seniors are nice, probably because they’re just as stressed as you.
Cons
* Management? What management? It’s a circus without a ringmaster. * CEO loves micromanaging every breath you take. congratulations, you’re now a puppet. * HR? More like “Hide & Run.” Unresponsive, clueless, and full of favoritism. * Empathy doesn’t exist here. They treat humans like disposable tools. * Seniority rules everything. Got ideas? Keep them to yourself, junior you’re invisible. * Expect to handle 10 jobs at once and become an expert overnight. No pressure. * Constant last-minute requests, followed by epic blame games when things go wrong. * Love drama? HR and management will give you a front-row seat for free. * The best part: they can terminate you in 3 days flat. No warning, no discussion just BOOM, thanks for coming. You’ll end your career here faster than a TikTok trend.