A theatre show for gullable investors, who’s cash open doors,
For those probably kicked out of every bank in London, yes those dinosaurs.
Milton Keynes & Stockport, the Pendolino goes through from Euston Platform 3,
But they aren’t on it, instead aggressive emails and incessant conference calls managing by proxy.
The worker bees of a Manchester office grafting ever so hard,
Whilst the London executive men quaff champers in the Shard.
Machine learning, AI, Cutting Edge Cloud you’d think - its FinTech to be fair,
Nah there’s more advanced stuff in the old Spectrums made by Sinclair.
We were told that the culture in Manchester is so wrong, not befitting of the London bankers,
but how do they know, I’ve only seen them here once the bunch of....