1. A blackhole of neoliberalism. Expect to hear such nauseating phrases as “work hard, play hard”, “team work makes the dream work”, “good hustle”, etc. etc. It will make you want to “live, laugh, lobotomy”.
2. Weaponisation of feedback. It will not be constructive, but a rod to hit you with (could be a pro if that’s your thing, no judgement)
3. They got rid of the snacks anyway.
Don’t do it baby; I know you’re scared because your friend got that grad scheme at Deloitte but you deserve better x