Pros
1. Great place to work if you enjoy adrenaline-fueled chaos and being gaslit professionally.
2. My therapist says I’ve unlocked a whole new tier of resilience. Thanks for the material.
3. You’ll never be bored. Mostly because you’ll be too busy questioning your reality.
Cons
Imagine joining a company thinking you’ll lead a team to greatness—only to find out you’ve actually signed up to babysit a flaming dumpster while the exec team toasts marshmallows over it.
• Leadership: “Leadership” here is a loose term. It’s more like a reality TV show where the contestants are allergic to accountability but experts in shifting blame with Olympic precision. Every decision feels like it was made using a Magic 8-Ball and an episode of Succession for inspiration.
• Culture: Ever wonder what it’s like to work in a place where silence is considered communication, and “collaboration” means pretending to listen while doing the opposite? Welcome home.
• Support: I once tried to raise genuine concerns and offer practical solutions. The response was so aggressively dismissive I double-checked to make sure I wasn’t in a satire sketch. Spoiler: I wasn’t. This was just… business as usual.
• Micromanagement: You’ll be given responsibility, but not authority. Like being handed a scalpel and told to perform surgery while they stand over your shoulder explaining how to hold it—incorrectly.
• Morale: The team morale is like the office coffee: burnt, bitter, and best avoided after 10am.