A circus dressed a business. - Anonymous employee Creative Car Park Employee Review

if face fits will be fine

poor pay long hours no training

Maybe the free weekly fruit (which seems to have survived the cost cutting)

If you enjoy shifting deadlines, vague promises, and the daily thrill of guessing what today’s “priority” really is, this company will feel like home. The much-advertised “people-first” culture mostly translates into the same workload thrust into ever smaller groups of employees, due to multiple rounds of redundancies. Charming. Work lands on desks with the subtlety of an air raid siren, and discussion is generally replaced with the timeless classic: “just get it done.” Confidence isn’t helped by the CEO and HR Director being partners — a leadership arrangement that raises more eyebrows than trust. Client payments for monies collected on their behalf are stretched with clients practically begging for monies owed for weeks on end. Suppliers fare no better unless they’re considered essential. Cost-cutting is now a lifestyle choice. Coffee, sugar, and even paper towels have gone the way of the dinosaurs, thanks to what feels like a private-equity overvaluation hangover and a messy attempt to exit. The minimalist office aesthetic is deeply immersive — especially when you can’t dry your hands. Most employees stay not out of enthusiasm, but because the job market isn’t handing out soft landings. Morale sits somewhere between weary acceptance and quiet LinkedIn scrolling. If you’re seeking stability, transparency, or basic workplace amenities, you might prefer nearly anywhere else.