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F2 Intelligence Group

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Tone Deaf - M&A Consultant F2 Intelligence Group Employee Review

1.0
4 Sept 2017
Recommend
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Pros

No bounced checks that I know of of during my tenure.

Cons

F2 is tone deaf. F2 lacks crucial situational awareness, because F2 lacks empathy. F2 lacks the ability to put themselves into other people’s shoes. F2 lacks the ability to understand how their communications come across to other people; like a tone deaf musician hacking away during a symphony. As an entrepreneur, business leader, salesman, or simply as a human being navigating in a complex and confusing world, having this kind of blindspot is dangerous and an absolute DISASTER! F2 is often blindsided and confused by developments that most people could see coming from a mile away. F2 uses “social engineering” tactics on new employees and interviewees that are clumsy, obvious and utterly embarrassing. F2 gets less than optimal performance from analysts because the company doesn’t have anyone within its ranks capable of communicating to human beings. F2 can’t win new customers because of it’s failure to understand how ridiculous its value proposition message appears to the outside world. Complete novices to the "intelligence" techniques feel put-off, manipulated and disgusted by F2’s approach to gathering information. I can only imagine what a true professional would think of F2’s tactics. F2 is a company living a lie, playing to its own music; tone deaf, but playing loudly.

F2 Intelligence Group Response
8y
The only one who has a reputation problem is the disgruntled ex-employee who keeps posting silly, slanderous reviews. This reinforces that he's poisonous to ANY culture and that he's not a good person. Probably why he still can't find work after 18-months. My compliments for telling so many good "fake stories" - it actually sounds like a different person is making the review. Somehow you've beat Glassdoor's systems that prevents multiple reviews by the same person under different aliases. We are sorry that you are still so extremely angry and upset with your termination after only 5-months on the job. Your heart is clearly full of hatred and that's really too bad because life is too short, especially when your termination was nearly 2-years ago. F2 has a great team, we have 100% client retention, and business is up 40% this year. The current team is extremely happy and we're having a great time.

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5.0
4 Oct 2017
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Pros

For a small company, F2 has an extensive and tight knit alumni network. It's unbelievable how many former employees are “tuned-in” and curious about recent developments inside of F2. Increasingly, F2 alumni are reaching out to one another to reconnect and plan informal events to reminisce about their time at F2. What I enjoyed most about my time at F2 was that it encouraged me to think “out-of-the-box”. I don’t even see the box anymore. Seriously, I’m like, ‘what box?’ A smart reader may be wondering how a firm with only 2 full time employees can possibly have over 30 reviews within the past year. The answer is simple, you just have to learn how to think differently, nonlinear. F2 isn’t a “quant house”. You can’t simply do mathy algebraic formulations and expect to figure it out. It’s not Big Data, it’s micro-data that helps F2 see things that others miss.

Cons

A wise man once told me, “...f you don't like business writing, then you're nor not going to write this job.” And you know what? That man was exactly WRITE! F2’s writing standards is a bar that is set really high. And that bar can seem unattainable at times. And sometimes you may actually reach it only to discover that the bar just got higher while you weren’t looking. F2 management is so innovative, so cutting edge, that you never actually know where the bar is. It may seem odd to obsessively strive for literary greatness while other aspects of the business model are embarrassingly decrepit, but that’s how true genius works sometimes.

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5.0
15 May 2017
Recommend
CEO approval
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Pros

I was hired by F2's Management team to provide a skill set to help their employees excel in their job performance and ultimately bolster their confidence. When I spoke with Management, they were very open and engaging and clear in their intentions; mainly, to find and provide advanced training/skills for their employees so that the employees could be the best they could be in their particular roles. The F2 Management team was impeccably responsive regarding communication, very clear and thorough in their communication, very respectful, and overall a pleasure to work with. I look forward to continuing to work with them.

Cons

I don't think this is a con, but I do believe it may come across that way to some. The F2 management team is very experienced and intelligent. And although this may be intimidating to some, don't let it intimidate you. They seek to mentor and guide their employees not only to benefit the company as a whole but to benefit the individual employee, so soak up everything they have to say and offer. They may seem demanding (from reviews), but that comes from the passion about being the best and wanting their employees to feel like they are best too. So again, learn from them. One day, you will be grateful for the opportunity.

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