Pros
Joining Gelato will guarantee you a long highway to hell experience, while you resign yourself to such superficial things as your work-life balance. Who wants to have a life when you can just work?
Don't miss the opportunity to join a toxic working environment and regret your decision every day of your life!
Get ready for never-ending poisonous loops, strategy decisions changing every 2 seconds, departments disappearing from one day to another, and never questioning your superiors unless you want to end your experience sooner.
There's nothing more exciting like working 24/7 to immerse yourself in the company culture, and carrying your computer even to your kids' doctor appointments or your honey moon. Your family will love it.
Forget about your ego and professional aspirations to join the cult of doing everything for the leader. Feel free to finally fade away.
Don't show empathy with other colleague's struggles and don't look at them when they are crying, you could be the next. Just focus on your technical skills, because needing therapy to survive here is just part of the extra mile.
Make sure you ask for double what they offer so you can lie to yourself longer thinking that this company will contribute to your career as much as to your bank account. Good luck!
Cons
After you finish your experience, you will feel so relieved that you will be the happiest person on Earth and capable of doing anything except coming back for more. Definitely a more life-changing experience than spending time on a management bootcamp in Bali!
