Pros
🥇 Pros: • Unlimited investor access (as long as your mom’s phone has battery). • Chai breaks included (but monitored like a NASA launch). • Pivot every 48 hours – You’ll never get bored of one idea! • Founder-led yelling therapy – Weekly sessions at unpredictable hours. • Polished Vocabulary Masterclass – Learn words like “synergy” while questioning your life choices.
Cons
😩 Cons: • 🧠 Zero ground reality – Execution strategy changes with her nail color. • ⏰ 2AM brainwave calls – Apparently, productivity begins at REM sleep. • 🎭 Company vision = TED Talk + Fantasy Novel – No MVP, just vibes. • 🚫 Micromanagement Olympics – “ETA for bio break” is a legit WhatsApp message. • 🧙♂️ Puppet Master in the Shadows – One mysterious advisor seems to be running the show.