Pros
- Beautiful office plants in contrast of the withering morale
- You’ll become amazing at pretending to look busy.
- Great place to learn how to draft, model, render, and suppress your emotions simultaneously.
- Free overtime
- The constant feedback every hour, 10pm check-in and looking over your shoulder from your PM
Cons
- Micromanagement so precise it could win an ASLA award.
- Collaborative culture = being told exactly what to do, three times, in slightly different tones.
- Raises are theoretical. Promotions are urban myths.
- Diversity is a rendering note, not a policy.
- Constant monitoring on social platform of deleting bad reviews.
- You’ll be gaslit into thinking burnout is passion.
- Every “quick fix” email is an existential crisis.