The company runs entirely devoid of any planning. Of-course there are meetings and plans for namesake but all will be overrun when time comes and what happens is what is directly ordered by the CEO to developers. At that moment all plans, schedules and values are thrown out of the window and the only thing that matters is what the CEO's current whim is.
- The most important bug? The one faced by CEO today.
- The most important feature? Glad you asked. It's the one CEO dreamt of last night.
- Deadlines? Obviously its to be done by today, how much longer do you need? Are you incompetent or what?
- What if you happen to deliver something on time? CEO changes his mind and wants something else he cooked up an hour ago. And now its your fault that the project took two months instead of 2 weeks as planned.