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10 Aug 2025
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook
Pros
Nothing has such except a laptop
Cons
The CEO may sign the paychecks, but the real decision-maker in the company is a chubby fat little Pomeranian. This dog enjoys more perks than most employees — priority seating and absolute authority over the CEO’s schedule. Rumor has it, she gets listened to more than the CEO’s own wife. If you want your ideas approved, better make sure the Pomeranian wags in your favor.