Akrity Computing Associate Software Developer reviews

Buckle up for this rollercoaster ride through the land of corporate comedy! - The Eternal Internship: Ever wanted to be an intern forever? Congratulations! At Akrity, they’ll make that dream a reality—no full-time positions in sight, just endless coffee runs! - Hollywood Auditions: The interview process is so long, you might think you’re auditioning for a blockbuster film! Forget a single interview; it’s a trilogy! Welcome to “The Lord of the Interviews: The Fellowship of the Unemployed.” - Performance vs. Mood Swings: Your performance? Pfft! It’s all about the mood of the CTO and CEO. They micromanage like they’re directing a Broadway show, and you’re the unsuspecting star of a drama nobody asked for! - Training Mayhem: Calling it the “best training in the market” is a stretch. It’s more like a crash course in confusion, where trainers are the overzealous hall monitors reporting back faster than you can say “tech support.” - Ambitious but Clumsy: Akrity aims high but hits the ceiling like a kid trying to dunk a basketball for the first time—lots of effort, not much success! - Trust Issues: “Akrity Runs on Trust”—cue the laugh track! Trust here is as rare as finding a unicorn. The CTO’s motto is more like “ask me first, and maybe I’ll think about trusting you.” - Haunting Messages: The CTO’s messages are like the ghost of Christmas past—they’ll haunt you during lunch, dinner, and even while you’re dreaming of a vacation! - Sick Leave Interrogations: Taking sick leave? Prepare for the third degree! The CTO could give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money with those interrogation skills. “You were fine yesterday—what happened?” - Flexible Hours? More Like Flexible Reality: Flexible work hours are about as flexible as a steel rod. Say goodbye to work-life balance and hello to the longest workday in history! - Job Role Whack-a-Mole: Job roles are like a game of Whack-a-Mole—just when you think you’ve got it figured out, another one pops up to confuse you! - CTO Drama: The CTO’s behaviour is straight out of a psychological thriller. Seriously, someone get that man a therapist—stat!

All things are cons in this company