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Pros
1. You’ll build resilience, because stability is a luxury item here. 2. If you enjoy surprises, you’ll be surprised every day.
Cons
1. “Corporate culture” is heavily promoted. The systems, governance, and behaviour to support it are… coming soon. 2. Direction changes depending on which top person you spoke to last. Strategy is real-time. Documentation is optional. 3. Corporate hires are brought in for their experience, then quickly educated that their experience is “not applicable here.” (So thanks for your expertise—please don’t use it here.) 4. Performance management happens fast, sometimes before people even understand what success looks like internally. It doesn’t feel like coaching; it feels like an express lane to “not a good fit.” 5. Career development is inconsistent. If you’re not growing at the preferred speed, you may become… decorative or transparent. 6. “No toxic environment” is a popular slogan. In practice, the tone often starts at the top and trickles down exactly as you’d expect. 7. AI is deeply involved in decision-making, which would be great—if it were used to expand thinking. Instead it’s often used like a rubber stamp generator: prompt, challenge, re-prompt until the output finally agrees with the preferred narrative. Very innovative. Very modern.