Pros
The non human life in the office block being the plants.
Cons
*Its a bad company that ruins a nice new housing estate (even the locals complain) *Grubby kitchens with occasional coffee pools *Cheap surprise days *The office block is designed around the wrong way * lousy goody cupboard rewards if you have been a good pet *Computer terminals always crashing *Not enough car parking spaces *Free of charge metallic tasting drinking water *Toxic working enviroment *Nose fungus rubbed into toilet cubicle walls *Out of sync airconditioning that cannot climatise the office block correctly *Same infomercials on the big screens in reception that have played for years *High staff turnover due to lack of care *Digital televisions crash in the staff canteen *Forever boring sport talk *Tacky staff nights out *Skin on the shower tray grip matts *Boring advice notices on the general television screens *Police stealthily called in for people who have not even commited an offence/crime- this is called wasting police time. *Pointless meetings *Poor changing facilities *Cigarette butts on floor around the smoking shelter *Dirty outside windows on the ground floor *Bullying management *Harrasing staff members *Unwanted facebook stalking including private messages *Poor quality of life/work balance *Poor low budget christmas parties *No free christmas dinner *Overtime offered but not rewarded *Stalker creepy staff members *A hint of racism (Dont wake up to this RUBBISH everyday - go somewhere else) IMAGINE WAKING UP TO THIS EVERY DAY - AVOID ALD AUTOMOTIVE - STAY AWAY