Pros
Good people, good purpose, easy work
Cons
“These cretinous laborers know nothing of our moral superiority! Behold, our LGBTQ posters and Mental Health Awareness flyers! With our supremely public displays of empathy, you can understand why we are justified in paying 6 bucks below living wage to a generation of talented, eager professionals honestly trying to do their best in less than favorable economic environments! Marvel, streets rats, at how we deliver a sentimental and heartfelt product as a convenient lampshade over our hollow and inconsistent management practices! Bow down to our unrealistic expectations that are YOUR FAULT. If only you knew how to do the impossible, you silly plebeians. And because we have banked on you not seeking employment elsewhere due to the horror of the 21st century American economy, you can bet we’ll keep pushing you to your breaking point, blaming YOU when you break. And when you do, it’s nothing personal - there’s a whole talent pool of rudderless college grads we can pluck to till our soil as we sit in the fine castle of the second floor executive suite. Now, stop being so negative and get back to work!”