1.0
6 May 2015
Former employee, more than 1 year
Chicago, IL
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook
Pros
You won't physically die. You gain a healthy appreciation for suicidal thoughts. You will have ample time to ponder the monotony of existence while working at your standing desk. You will understand what incompetence really means.
Cons
You will slowly die inside. Your IQ will drop 20 points just by being here. Your time at this legal sweatshop, filling forms, sending mail, and updating old computer systems (Lotus Notes? Really?) will be worth absolutely nothing to other employers. Nothing you do here will help advance your career or life in anyway. The pay is a joke. Almost as much of a joke as the lawyers are.