Pros
Free parking with the regular viewing of someone’s car being repossessed, advancement via booze and inappropriate relationships with directors, cooking the books and falsifying client scorecards to hide their stupidity and fraud, and watching senior management wonder around without a clue. Their “core Values” make for a great fictional read in the restroom. There is tremendous bonus potential (as in there is ‘potential’ we won’t change our minds mid-month. We will ‘potentially’ complete the paperwork for you to get your bonus on-time. You will ‘potentially’ still have a job when your bonus should pay out). But when the clock hits 5pm after 8 hrs, you only have 5 more hrs to go!
Cons
The mouth breathers waiting for their next termination, blind faith in false and imaginary policy, watching overpaid people ramble about something they know nothing about, the hiring and promotion of the absolute worst candidate, the realization that a once great company has fallen so far without the owners even realizing it. Be on the lookout for being secretly nominated as “Scapegoat of the month”