Pros
Only a handful of competent employees, who are basically workplace superheroes without capes.
Cons
If you’ve ever dreamt of a career where your main KPI is the art of cheek-kissing, congratulations, you've found your calling! The company proudly offers unlimited smoking breaks, presumably because productivity is so last season. As for communication, you’ll enjoy a cutting-edge gossip network run by the Chief Pretend Officer & Co. They advertise a “free-speech, great-ideas” environment, which naturally, doesn’t exist. Financially, the place is aggressively vintage. Think museum-grade budgeting. Salary raises are symbolic gestures, best suited for dwarfs. HR? A fascinating collection of individuals whose core competencies include gaslighting workshops, passive-aggressive communication, and hiring their mates. Those glowing online reviews? Ah yes, it's the team’s extracurricular creative-writing practice. The only way to escape is by running down the stairs, because the elevator reached the retirement age and you can get stuck on your way to freedom.
