Pros
• A masterclass in corporate survival — if you like fixing broken laptops with duct tape before client meetings. • Great for aspiring magicians — you’ll learn how to make fake teams, fake projects, and fake expertise appear out of thin air. • Develop next-level improvisation skills explaining why nothing works, no one delivers, and HQ is “working on it.” • Ever wondered how long a company can run on pure bluff? Join and find out.
Cons
• Breach of employment contracts — promised benefits never delivered, zero regard for legal obligations. • Toxic HQ micromanagement — everything controlled by people with no clue about the local market. • Fake expertise sold to clients — they offer services nobody in the company actually knows how to deliver. • Website full of empty claims — fancy portfolio, but no real projects or real people behind it. • Phantom employees and fake headcount — official numbers look great, in reality nobody works there or knows what’s going on. • Chaotic leadership, shifting priorities, no strategy — pure corporate smoke and mirrors. • Empty promises, broken processes, no support — just a hollow brand with no substance. • Suspicious invoicing practices — contracts signed with Santane Ltd., but supplies and services come from random entities. No clue how they handle re-invoicing, taxes, or compliance — seems entirely improvised. • Embarrassing equipment provided — received a broken laptop in pieces and a faulty screen. Had to open it in front of a client — pure shame.
