Pros
Plenty of feedback! If by feedback, you mean cryptic Slack messages from the CEO that leave you questioning your life choices. You can work in your pajamas! Which is great, because with the pay, you won’t be able to afford a professional wardrobe anyway.
Cons
Imagine working remotely at a company where the Interview Process lasts longer than your actual job tenure, training doesn’t exist, and the only thing more elusive than a clear job description is your paycheck. Welcome to Business Tech Ninjas. Work from home! Yes, you get to work from anywhere—your bed, your couch, or maybe under the kitchen table when you need to hide from your overflowing inbox. It’s a beautiful thing to roll out of bed and straight into panic mode. Comfy pajamas won’t make the all-day Slack onslaught any better, but at least they’re soft. You’ll learn something... eventually: Mostly, you’ll learn to survive on zero training and vague task lists. You’ll emerge from your experience at this company confused, exhausted, but with a strange sense of accomplishment that you managed to fake it this long. The CEO’s Mystical Emails: Forget managers! Here, the CEO personally pops into your inbox like some sort of digital overlord with cryptic, all-caps directives. “FOCUS ON PRIORITIES! ALSO DON’T FORGET PROJECT X!!” No explanation, no details. The pay—prepare to be wowed: And by wowed, I mean absolutely floored by how low it is. Slack Overload: Have you ever received so many Slack notifications that your phone gives up trying to alert you? No? Well, welcome to Business Tech Ninjas! It’s like someone gave a hyperactive toddler access to every communication channel on Earth How to multitask like a ninja: You’ll become an expert at juggling ten projects with absolutely no direction. The CEO will toss you a mysterious task with zero details, and you’ll master the fine art of Googling your way to success while half-convinced you’re working in an alternate universe.
